RapturesSaviour

Father: It's not often you'll find me doing this, picking up a writing utensil and using it as though it means something to me. Father: You see, I never waste time on these sorts of things. It's not something that comes naturally. Father:  But today is a special day, it happens once yearly. Father: I've decided it's a certain day, that I should hold dearly. Father: For all those FAT SLOBS and FUMBLING PIGS, who call themselves fathers, Father: I'd just like to step in and say, in all due respect to your sons and daughters, Father: Don't you find you should be hanging by your neck? A NOOSE, a SLICE, a BREAK? Father: What makes you feel as